A||||66||Bill Llewellyn||What are the cleverest lyrics ever written?|||||| Z||000000||Bill Llewellyn||07-08-2004||07:21 AM||thinker@email.rahul.net||Not to compete with Mike Perlowin's "dumbest lyrics" thread but I'm sure we all have songs whose lyrics really impressed us.

So what's your favorite?||12.151.32.25||reg|| Z||000001||John Pelz||07-08-2004||07:57 AM||johnpelz@fuse.net||I suppose it's just a matter of time before someone mentions Bob Dylan, so here goes. Brutal, scathing lyrics, but "Idiot Wind" is tops, and pure poetry to me. Or "Blind Willie McTell." Or "Jokerman." Or "Señor." Or...or...or... (Flame-proof suit is on.) In a more traditional vein, though, I've always thought that Lefty Frizzell's, "Don't Think It Ain't Been Fun, Dear" was pretty clever...||216.68.173.66||reg|| Z||000002||Ray Montee||07-08-2004||09:13 AM||pi007flyer@msn.com||"Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy too"....

next time around: "Marzie dotes and dozey dotes and little amsy-divy, a kid'll-e divy too".

Quite popular..........way back......when...
I can't remember that far back any more.

[This message was edited by Ray Montee on 08 July 2004 at 09:23 AM.]

||67.170.191.191||reg|| Z||000003||Ben Slaughter||07-08-2004||09:52 AM||bens@c-x.com||In today's country stuff, Brad Paisley has some of the cleverest lyrics I've ever heard. "Me Neither," "It Never Would Have Worked Out Anyway," "Sleeping on the Foldout," "I'm Gonna Miss Her." Songs I wish I'd writen. The stuff on his albums that doesn't make the radio is way more country and way more clever than the stuff most folks hear.

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Zum D10, NV400, TubeFex, POD, G&L Guitars, etc, etc.
||12.36.120.50||reg|| Z||000004||Tom Moorman||07-08-2004||10:58 AM||fintjm@langate.gsu.edu||‘If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me’

Belamy Brothers Classic
||131.96.59.177||reg|| Z||000005||c c johnson||07-08-2004||11:55 AM||taisan@vvm.com||dip dip dittem datem wattem choo.||64.24.212.72||reg|| Z||000006||C Dixon||07-08-2004||12:09 PM||dixoncsge@yahoo.com||"Wearin nuthun but uh towel and a smile...."

"Drivin' nails in my coffin"

"....just what part of no don't you understand?"

"Expealadosius"

"I'm my own grandpa!"

I don't remember the exact words but Travis Tritt had a beauty. Something about ".....someone who gives or (cares)..." Sorry I don't remember, just know I thought it very clever.

"Three little fishies sittin on a dam. Boop boop didum dadum whadum choo. Swim little fishies. Swim if ya can, and de fwam and de fwan all over tha dam"

"City Lights"

"Ole Dogs and children and watermelon wine"

"Put a nickle in; in tha nickolodien"

Most of the entire song: "Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes"

"Steelin' the Blues"

"I was lookin back to see......"

"Movin' on"

"I been every where"

"Sleepin at tha foot of tha bed" (or should this one be in Mike's thread

"You ask me how I know HE lives? He lives within my heart!"
||68.219.145.147||reg|| Z||000007||Walter Stettner||07-08-2004||12:14 PM||walter.stettner@chello.at||Almost everything that Tom T. Hall wrote! His songs telling stories always have me listening closely!

Kind Regards, Walter
www.austriansteelguitar.at.tf

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||62.178.32.39||reg|| Z||000008||Rick McDuffie||07-08-2004||01:08 PM||rick@tarheelmusic.com||"There's a wren in a willow wood..."

from "Love Song" by Kenny Loggins

In my opinion, one of the most clever, perfect lyrical lines ever written. I love the triple alliteration, especially as driven home by the silent "w" in wren.

Wouldn't have had the same impact if he had said, "there's a thrush in a willow wood."

[This message was edited by Rick McDuffie on 08 July 2004 at 01:09 PM.]

||66.207.251.116||reg|| Z||000009||Gary C. Dygert||07-08-2004||01:44 PM||garoid@dreamscape.com||"Kickin' and a-gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer." A Boy Named Sue, Shel Silverstein.||207.198.18.10||reg|| Z||000010||Mike Perlowin||07-08-2004||03:51 PM||mperlowin@aol.com||How about Ray Stevens' Guitarzan (and his jungle band.)?||64.12.116.146||reg|| Z||000011||Bill Llewellyn||07-08-2004||04:21 PM||thinker@email.rahul.net||"Since my phone still ain't ringin', I assume it still ain't you."

From the Randy Travis song "Is it Still Over".
http://www.countrygoldusa.com/is_it_still_over.asp

[This message was edited by Bill Llewellyn on 08 July 2004 at 09:06 PM.]

||12.151.32.25||reg|| Z||000012||Ken Lang||07-08-2004||08:23 PM||zebadia_1@yahoo.com||"It's all over, all over again."||66.124.58.116||reg|| Z||000013||Nate LaPointe||07-08-2004||08:27 PM||natelapointe@sbcglobal.net||"You make me.....you make me complete.....you make me completely miserable."

and

"You make me happy, you make me haaaaaappppyyy, you make me happy.....to be alone."

[This message was edited by Nate LaPointe on 08 July 2004 at 08:29 PM.]

||69.105.110.27||reg|| Z||000014||Stephen Gambrell||07-08-2004||08:46 PM||dobrodoc@yahoo.com||"When Coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be..."

"She's acting single, I'm drinking doubles..."

"Caress me baby, like the wind caress the trees..."||64.94.14.87||reg|| Z||000015||Milton C. Willmann||07-08-2004||09:55 PM||milt3035@gvtc.com||"The Last Word In Lonesome Is Me"

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||216.177.189.229||reg|| Z||000016||Colin Goss||07-09-2004||12:38 AM||crgoss@localdial.com||He's got a way with women because he's just got away with mine.

The sun shines brighter than Doris Day

When you leave, walk out backwards so I'll think you're coming in.||195.226.143.254||reg|| Z||000017||Matt Dawson||07-09-2004||03:11 AM||dawson@pt.lu||To my mind there's a fine line between clever lyric and crass pun - Elvis Costello has sailed close to this line on occasion. When I hear an entire song built out of one single clever idea, it makes me wonder how hard the writer had to squeeze his idea to get a whole song out.

In the country genre, my vote goes to Nick Lowe "All men are liars".

A nice bouncy cover by Dar Williams is at: http://bekkoame.ne.jp/~aabb/audio/liars.mp3
Featuring fabulous guitar by Doug Wainoris

All Men are Liars

All men, all men are liars,
Their word ain't worth no more than worn out tires,
Hey girls! Bring rusty pliars to pull this tooth,
'Cos all men are liars …….and that’s the truth !

Do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit, it was ghastly
He said 'I'm never gonna give you up, or let you down'
Well I'm here to tell you that Dick's a clown.
Though he was just a boy when he made that vow,
I'd bet it all, he knows by now
All men………….

Of all God's creatures man must be,
The most slimy and slippery,
Here comes the naked ape in his monkey suit,
With the little moustache he grew, the ugly brute
When he's not choking on his words he ate
He's sweating on getting his story straight
All men……..

Cheers
Matt

It would be interesting to know how many forumites are (like me) songwriters first and steelers second? When I took up steel 25 years ago my ambition was to get good enough to play simple authentic steel on my song demos. I'm still working on it!


[This message was edited by Matt Dawson on 09 July 2004 at 03:12 AM.]

[This message was edited by Matt Dawson on 09 July 2004 at 04:41 AM.]

||192.223.140.62||reg|| Z||000018||Ron Page||07-09-2004||06:44 AM||rdpage@cinci.rr.com||Sorry I can’t credit the writers of these…

Gene Watson’s “When we were down to nothin’”… nothin’ sure looked good on you.

George Strait’s “Let’s Fall To Pieces Together” … why should we both fall apart..

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||192.88.212.48||reg|| Z||000019||Jim Cohen||07-09-2004||06:52 AM||jim@jimcohen.com||"I put a golden band on the right left hand this time"...||216.27.166.188||reg|| Z||000020||Roy Ayres||07-09-2004||07:48 AM||royayres@earthlink.net||Willie Nelson's fabulous poetic line about cowboys: "Always in search of and one step in back of themselves and their slow-moving dreams."||165.247.66.49||reg|| Z||000021||Ray Minich||07-09-2004||10:07 AM||rminich@dresser.com||"She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mud. It ain't country, but all ya gotta do is hear it once.||57.69.48.2||reg|| Z||000022||Jim Cohen||07-09-2004||03:03 PM||jim@jimcohen.com||Probably anything by Cole Porter or Steven Sondheim||64.12.116.146||reg|| Z||000023||Lee Baucum||07-09-2004||03:19 PM||steeleeb@aol.com||"I Lobster and Never Flounder"
(AKA "The Fish Song")

I was the cook, ----she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away


Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp


Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in,
Eel only break her heart.


I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh by golly I love her, yes I do


(Speaking):

#1 I swordfish she'd come back to me!

#2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not
tonight, dear, I have a haddock."

#1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the
halibut. I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch.

#2 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like
they're goin' into a state of shark!

#1 Did you say a state of shark?!

#2 Shore did!

Both Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam!


Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in,
Eel only break her heart


Eel only break her heart!

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Lee, from South Texas
Down On The Rio Grande

[This message was edited by Lee Baucum on 09 July 2004 at 03:22 PM.]

||205.188.116.147||reg|| Z||000024||Donna Dodd||07-09-2004||05:25 PM||donnabdodd@yahoo.com||I agree with all that have been listed so far - especially What part of No . . . and If the phone doesn't ring . . .

Here are a few of my favorites:

"When the perfect stranger became my perfect wife" Freddie Weller(?)

"As surely as the seasons, she's changing to a woman; and, I've lived enough to call myself a man" Kris Kristofferson from Jody and the Kid

"looking out my window, staring through the Pain (Pane) " KT Osland from Wall of Tears

[This message was edited by Donna Dodd on 09 July 2004 at 05:26 PM.]

||66.245.112.179||reg|| Z||000025||Jerry Overstreet||07-09-2004||06:18 PM||mytunes@webtv.net||From Hotel California, Eagles...
"Her mind is Tiffany- twisted, she got the Mercedes bends."
"You can check out anytime you please, but you can never leave."

[This message was edited by Jerry Overstreet on 09 July 2004 at 09:12 PM.]

||209.240.205.63||reg|| Z||000026||Donna Dodd||07-09-2004||06:31 PM||donnabdodd@yahoo.com||Jerry, I like that one! I drive a 1981 240-D Mercedes with 300,000 miles. She's still beautiful! Diesel is only $1.48 right now! (I know, it stinks and pollutes) By all accounts, I should make it to 600,000 miles since it has a cast iron engine.
Oops, straying from topic - I must be twisted! ||66.245.112.179||reg|| Z||000027||Bart Maloney||07-09-2004||08:07 PM||southerndobro@hotmail.com||O, I wish I was in Dixie!
Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand
To live and die in Dixie
Away, away,
Away down south in Dixie!

||70.240.199.207||reg|| Z||000028||Ken Lang||07-09-2004||09:16 PM||zebadia_1@yahoo.com||"The drums and the bugles are silent now."
"Many friends and many enemies sleep in shallow graves together."
"The sounds of the battle are forgotten."
"Only the song will be remembered."

Liner notes from Duane Eddys' "Battle Hymn of the Republic."

||67.122.151.252||reg|| Z||000029||Bobby Lee||07-09-2004||09:48 PM||quasar@b0b.com||One clever line that sticks in my head:

"I wish somehow I didn't know now
What I didn't know then."||67.169.78.18||reg|| Z||000030||Ricky Littleton||07-09-2004||09:49 PM||radarman014@aol.com||"Teach Your Children" by CSNY is perhaps the wisest lyrics ever.

On the other hand, I did like Pure Prarie League's "I'll Fix Your Flat Tire Merle".

Then there's Little David Wilkins "Who ever turned you one, forgot to turn you off"

and of course:

Cal Smith (with the remarkable John Hughey) with "The Lord Knows I'm Drinkin'"

of course, thats just me.

Ricky...

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Emmons LeGrande - 8x4
Session 400 Ltd, Peterson VS-II Tuner
Dan-Echo, E-Bow, Ibanez Distortion, Boss Comp./Sustain, Ibanez Auto-Wah, PX4 Pandoras Box

||152.163.252.168||reg|| Z||000031||Bart Maloney||07-09-2004||11:12 PM||southerndobro@hotmail.com||this whole song is great.

Jerusalem
(Steve Earle)

I woke up this mornin' and none of the news was good
And death machines were rumblin' 'cross the ground where Jesus stood
And the man on my TV told me that it had always been that way
And there was nothin' anyone could do or say

And I almost listened to him
Yeah, I almost lost my mind
Then I regained my senses again
And looked into my heart to find

That I believe that one fine day all the children of Abraham
Will lay down their swords forever in Jerusalem

Well maybe I'm only dreamin' and maybe I'm just a fool
But I don't remember learnin' how to hate in Sunday school
But somewhere along the way I strayed and I never looked back again
But I still find some comfort now and then

Then the storm comes rumblin' in
And I can't lay me down
And the drums are drummin' again
And I can't stand the sound

But I believe there'll come a day when the lion and the lamb
Will lie down in peace together in Jerusalem

And there'll be no barricades then
There'll be no wire or walls
And we can wash all this blood from our hands
And all this hatred from our souls

And I believe that on that day all the children of Abraham
Will lay down their swords forever in Jerusalem


||70.240.199.207||reg|| Z||000032||Tony Prior||07-10-2004||02:34 AM||tprior@carolina.rr.com||"Take this Job and Shove it"..

t

[This message was edited by Tony Prior on 10 July 2004 at 02:41 AM.]

||69.132.230.207||reg|| Z||000033||Donna Dodd||07-10-2004||04:05 AM||donnabdodd@yahoo.com||No more One-More-Time Joel Sonnier (FANTASTIC song!)

[This message was edited by Donna Dodd on 10 July 2004 at 04:06 AM.]

||66.245.112.179||reg|| Z||000034||Jack Francis||07-10-2004||05:13 AM||jack@roadhousekings.com||Just 'bout anything that was written by Delbert McClinton.

Check out his "Nothing Personal" CD. Every song is GREAT.||68.2.149.105||reg|| Z||000035||Quesney Gibbs||07-10-2004||05:20 AM||quesney66@netzero.com||She Broke My Heart so I Broke Her Jaw||63.189.232.67||reg|| Z||000036||Olli Haavisto||07-10-2004||01:54 PM||||"What ever happened to me ,
what ever happened to us,
we missed the proverbial boat,
the plane and the train and the bus"

Loudon Wainwright III

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Olli Haavisto
Polar steeler
Finland


[This message was edited by Olli Haavisto on 10 July 2004 at 10:35 PM.]

||80.222.110.240||reg|| Z||000037||Lincoln Goertzen||07-11-2004||04:29 PM||guitarpicker84@hotmail.com||Surely, "She mocked my apartment, so I knocked her flat," must qualify.

Me Neither is probably one of my favorite songs.

Lee- I've looked for that song for YEARS!!!!!!! What are the original lyrics, do you know that, too? (That, to me, is what really makes a parody funny.)

Lincoln

||204.244.227.79||reg|| Z||000038||Donna Dodd||07-11-2004||06:55 PM||donnabdodd@yahoo.com||"Who's that man . . . running my life?" (can't think of the song or the artist - but something about driving by his old house and seeing his dog in the yard . . .) Somebody help me. Anyway, it's wrenching to hear - very sad.||66.245.100.177||reg|| Z||000039||Eric West||07-11-2004||07:13 PM||ericwest@spiritone.com||Life goes on Within you, and Without You. -The Beatles-

EJL||216.99.201.47||reg|| Z||000040||Roger Rettig||07-12-2004||04:22 AM||rogerrettig@hotmail.com||Joe Nichols' 'You ain't Heard Nothing Yet' (sorry, I don't know the writer) - clever.

Too many James Taylor songs to mention, but check out 'Home By Another Way' and 'Junkie's Lament'....

RR||63.233.151.171||reg|| Z||000041||Theresa Galbraith||07-12-2004||04:38 AM||honda56@aol.com||Brad & Allison's "Whiskey Lullabye"

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger, trying to erase her memory....

[This message was edited by Theresa Galbraith on 12 July 2004 at 04:42 AM.]

||205.188.116.147||reg|| Z||000042||C Dixon||07-12-2004||10:08 AM||dixoncsge@yahoo.com||Just thought of one great one (IMO).

"I'll never get out of this world alive!"

||68.219.145.147||reg|| Z||000043||Bobby Lee||07-12-2004||10:22 AM||quasar@b0b.com||"Is it cold in here, or is it just you?"||65.119.39.132||reg|| Z||000044||Ray Minich||07-12-2004||12:54 PM||rminich@dresser.com||"We grabbed an alligator and we powdered it's behind, And when we touched the powder off, the 'gator lost it's mind."

From a Johnny Horton tune, "The Battle of New Orleans" I think.||57.69.48.2||reg|| Z||000045||Dave Van Allen||07-12-2004||01:00 PM||zbcustom73@dvanet.net||"What a fool I was to think I could get by
with only these few million tears I've cried."
haggard

"you are the angel glow that lights a star
the dearest things I know are what you are"
kern

"when you're lovin' your lover let blue skies be your coverlet"
hart

"I was sittin' with my pen in my hand
Tryin' to write down a song
And I recall thinkin' what's the point
'Cause you can write all you like
But writin' won't right any wrongs

All of this thinkin's got me drunker than drinkin'
And I don't want to think anymore"
mc knight

more to come
||209.158.99.51||reg|| Z||000046||Pat Burns||07-12-2004||01:28 PM||theburnses@earthlink.net||..a clever line comes to mind...

"She said we must get together, but I knew it'd never be arranged, so she hands me twenty dollars for a two-fifty fare, and says 'Harry, keep the change'"...

..followed by a better one..

"Well another man might have been angry, and another man might have been hurt, but another man never would have let her go...I stashed the bill in my shirt"....

Harry Chapin, Taxi

...I don't know about clever, but here's one of the best written lines I've ever seen for poignantly describing an indescribable feeling...

"When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse..out of the corner of my eye..I turned to look, but it was gone...I cannot put my finger on it now, the child has grown, the dream is gone"...

Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb

...and last, a line which is neither clever nor poignant, just a great line from a great song..

"I've smuggled folks and smokes from Mexico, I get baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico...but I'm willin'..

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah...I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made...I even rode the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed...and if you give me weed, whites, and wine...and you show me a sign, then I'll be willin'...to be movin'.."

Little Feat, Willin'

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||208.142.129.202||reg|| Z||000047||C Dixon||07-12-2004||01:50 PM||dixoncsge@yahoo.com||And another.

"I robbed another man's castle. Now someone just stole her from me"||68.219.145.147||reg|| Z||000048||Ben Slaughter||07-12-2004||01:55 PM||bens@c-x.com||Donna, that's Toby Keith, "Who's That Man"

And check out this KILLER link for lyrics!! Just found it in a blind search.
http://lyricisland.topcities.com/

And some more of my fav's:

"B-double E-double Are You In?"
-(Kim Williams/Amanda Williams/Keith Anderson/George Ducas/Kent Blazy), "Beer Run"

"I was first in my class, To the bottom of a glass
But it was killin' me
I used to get loaded, But now I've been voted
Most likely to succeed
-(Michael Peterson/Michael Puryear/Buddy Brook)"I Finally Passed the Bar"

"Well, thank you, could I drink you a buy?
Oh, listen to me, what I mean is can I buy you a drink?
Anything you please."
-(Hank Cochran/Dean Dillion) "The Chair"

"There's two feet of topsoil
A little bit of bedrock, limestone in between
A fossilized dinosaur, A little patch of crude oil
A thousand feet of granite underneath
Then there's me."
-(Brad Paisley/Robert Arthur), "Two Feet of Topsoil"


||12.36.120.170||reg|| Z||000049||Jan Nolie||07-12-2004||02:23 PM||||BR-549's:

Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger
You're as plain as yeller' puddin'
You're a hum-dinger

You're hair is blonde, but the roots are black
There's bugs a crawlin' on your back
And the boys are chasin' you 'cause
You're a hum-dinger

You're teeth are good, but they look like corn
You're pappy left when you were born
I wish you'd be my girl
You're a hum-dinger

You're feet are wide and flat on the bottom
And speakin' of feet, I'd say you got 'em
Won't you be my gal
You're a hum-dinger

You're eyes are crossed and the color is pink
And I know when you're lookin' at me, I think
Oh, flower from the pasture
You're a hum-dinger

Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger
You're as sweet as cactus candy
You're a hum-dinger

Well, you're hands are rough as an alligator
They could squash a three-pound Irish potater
But I love to sit and hold 'em
You're a hum-dinger

There's a bone stickin' out of your hip
There's a mustache on your dainty lip
Oh, darlin' little maiden
You're a hum-dinger
||216.229.77.126||reg|| Z||000050||Jim Cohen||07-12-2004||03:43 PM||jim@jimcohen.com||Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west
Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest
You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose
And sing another song of Texas, this is how it goes

One more stupid song about Texas
For miles and miles it rambles on
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest liars anywhere
Let's sing another stupid Texas song


By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo!
Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too
Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed
And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede

One more stupid song about Texas
You've heard it all before so sing along
Biggest belt buckles and boasts, love that big old Texas toast
Let's sing another stupid Texas song

Our accents are the drawliest, our howdies are the y'alliest
Our lone star flag's the waviest, our fried steak's the cream-graviest
Our rattlesnakes the coiliest, our beaches are the oiliest
Our politicians most corrupt, our stop signs most abrupt


Our guitars are the twangiest, our guns are the kablangiest
Our cattle the long-horniest, our yodels the forlorniest
Our cookoffs are the chiliest, our Waylon is the Williest
Our sausage is the smokiest, our neighbors are the Okiest

From Texarkana to El Paso, Dalhart down to Orange
Every spot in Texas has got what you're looking for
Aren'cha glad that Texas put the stars up in the sky
If heaven isn't Texas, pardner, I don't want to die

One more stupid song about Texas
Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong
Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts
Let's sing another stupid Texas song

Toss your hats into the air, we're obnoxious, we don't care
Let's sing another stupid Texas song

One more blusterin', bumptious, bald faced, brazen
High flown, high-tone, dander-up, panderin'
Pompous, puffed-up, snotty, swaggerin'
Stupid Texas song!

-- Austin Lounge Lizards
||64.12.116.146||reg|| Z||000051||Bart Maloney||07-14-2004||08:01 AM||southerndobro@hotmail.com||"All the Indians, are dressing up like Cowboys
And all the cowboys are putting leather and turqoise on."

A local favorite of mine, Mr. Johnny Lee

Song: Cherokee Fiddle||70.240.204.217||reg|| Z||000052||Dave Van Allen||07-14-2004||09:18 AM||zbcustom73@dvanet.net||

quote:
"B-double E-double Are You In?"
-(Kim Williams/Amanda Williams/Keith Anderson/George Ducas/Kent Blazy), "Beer Run"

I love that it took 5 people to write that....||209.158.99.14||reg|| Z||000053||Billy Murdoch||07-14-2004||12:14 PM||wmurdoch55@hotmail.com||Haggard,,,,Do'nt want no frien'ly Henry
warmin' up my bed.

Chuck Berry,,,,For a moment I took a notion and we went ito a dancin'motion.
She nodded her head mucho gusto She said
and we danced with more devotion.

||195.92.168.165||reg|| Z||000054||Pat Burns||07-14-2004||01:03 PM||theburnses@earthlink.net||..with a nod to Gordon Lightfoot, since he's currently on another topic here...

"I can see her sittin' there in a satin dress, in a room where you're doin' what you don't confess"||208.142.129.202||reg|| Z||000055||Dave Van Allen||07-22-2004||11:54 AM||zbcustom73@dvanet.net||"I pulled the head off Elvis
Filled Fred up to his pelvis
Yabba-dabba-doo
The King is Gone
and so are you"||209.158.99.51||reg|| Z||000056||Donna Dodd||07-24-2004||07:28 PM||donnabdodd@yahoo.com||Just went to The Notorious Cherry Bombs(Vince and Rodney) link recommended by Mark Van Allen in a post about REAL country music. Ok, ready for this one?????

quote:
It's hard to kiss the lips at night, that chew your a$$ off all day long
Nice and twangy, too!! How profound!!||66.245.117.179||reg|| Z||000057||Charles French||07-25-2004||12:18 PM||burtf51@bellsouth.net||BEGGING TO YOU
Marty Robbin

I left you this morning...couldn't take any more...
You laughed and dared me...to walk out the door...
You said that I'd come back...you knew what I'd do...
And you know you were right, 'cause I'm back here to-night
Begging to you.

I won't disappoint you...I'm beggin' to stay....
But that's what you wanted...to hear any way...
It must make you happy...to make me so blue...
What a pitiful sight I...must be tonight begging to you.

You don't want my loving...but you let me stay 'round...
I guess just to walk on...so you don't touch the ground...
To you it don't matter...what you cause me to do...
As long as you keep me...begging to you.||68.222.79.245||reg|| Z||000058||Tony Harris||08-02-2004||09:20 AM||tony@silk.co.uk||How about Dierks Bentley's new one?
"I bought the golden band she wore,
on the hand that closed the door,
And I bought the shoes that just walked out on me"||217.158.89.169||reg|| Z||000059||Pookie Anselmi||08-02-2004||10:24 AM||lanselmi@mobiletel.com||Heard this on a radio talk show. This line is also the title of the song.

"I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you".

Pookie A.||209.62.219.58||reg|| Z||000060||Don Patterson||08-02-2004||05:12 PM||donp@cyberus.ca||"I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything goin'.... She LIVED in Tulsa and didn't have anything on"
Tom T Hall "Tulsa Telephone Book"

"Spent half my money on whiskey. half my money on women, and the other half I just threw away"
Ray Benson, Asleep at the Wheel "Gone But Not Forgotten"||209.195.102.59||reg|| Z||000061||Don Joslin||08-02-2004||07:33 PM||||I always though that Junior Brown was as clever as they come at writing lyrics. Pretty clever guitar player too

Here's a couple Junior lines that I especially like:

"She's just venom wearin denim
She's a nightmare not a dream"

"I'm semi-crazy
I gotta be half nuts
to keep runnin' up and down the road in these semi trucks"

"I gotta get up every mornin'
just to say goodnight to you"


Don

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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it! ~ Yogi Berra


||24.118.100.38||reg|| Z||000062||Neil Hilton||08-03-2004||06:41 PM||hiltonna@sjhlex.org||She said, don't bother coming home
by the time you get here, I'll be long gone
There's someone new and he sure ain't no rodeo man.

I said, I'm sorry it's come down to this
there's so much about you that I'm gonna miss
But it's alright baby, if I hurry I can still make Cheyenne.||68.135.141.12||reg|| Z||000063||Chippy Wood||08-05-2004||03:10 PM||||I like Chet Atkins " I'm writing her name in the snow".

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Ron (Chippy) Wood
Emmons D10
Carter SD10


||81.130.125.117||reg|| Z||000064||Joey Ace||08-05-2004||05:43 PM||joeyace@sympatico.ca||That's "I Still Write Your Name in the Snow", Chippy.||69.157.9.2||reg|| Z||000065||Don Patterson||08-07-2004||09:20 AM||donp@cyberus.ca||"There's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we'd better have another round".
Willy Nelson||209.195.123.76||reg|| Z||000066||Don Joslin||08-07-2004||12:10 PM||||I got to thinkin' and in any discussion about lyrics it's hard to ignore Paul Simon (not country per se but genius) and Jimmy Webb.

"And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time." - Webb

Don

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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it! ~ Yogi Berra


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